The Literal Height of Food Privilege

Chipotle burritos delivered by drones are a thing, kind of. The worst part? They’re made on food trucks.

No. I feel like Hopkins screaming “I won’t allow it!” to Tristan in Legends of the Fall.

Airborne burritos are frivolous at best. Chipotle having food trucks is impermissible.

Gram Parsons is the only flying burrito I’m interested in.

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